Algodoo

Meet Soggy Slicer 1.0, weighing 317 pounds with a disc-type weapon. It features a 42 kilogram disc spinning at 1400 RPM, creating just a bit more than 14,500 joules. It has a flat, rectangular design with a flat ramp on the back to prevent easy flipping. Complete with a little soggy cat on the top, this machine is battle-ready. A to go forwards, D to go backwards, T to start the weapon up and G to stop the weapon.