Algodoo

Official Safety Advisory No. 287267
Issued by the Department of Cartoon Critter Preservation

Attention, Young Citizens:
It has come to our attention that certain canines of the animated variety have demonstrated a regrettable tendency to wander between large, rotating rollers. While this may appear amusing in a Saturday-morning sort of way, the Department strongly advises against imitating such behavior.

Be it known:
- Rollers are for rolling, not for riding.
- Canines are for frolicking, not for flattening.
- Children are for playing safely, not for reenacting slapstick tragedies.

Failure to comply may result in:
- Excessive giggling from bystanders.
- A suspiciously accordion-shaped body.
- The permanent nickname “Pancake.”

Therefore, in the interest of public safety (and cartoon dignity), all children are hereby instructed to remain outside the roller zone at all times. Should you encounter a canine attempting to demonstrate otherwise, please remind them that two dimensions are already quite enough.

End of Advisory. Have Phun, but not *that* kind of Phun.

Sad but true, I've seen some badly damaged body parts on adults who ignored mandatory safety standards while operating or maintaining industrial machinery. Some of them just refuse to take safety seriously, and they often end up paying a terrible price for that ignorance.