Algodoo

probably has one or two infrequent glitches, and is in terminal need of a stylist, however it's done! my thyme-free physical/mechanical slot machine!
put a coin on the slot, pull the handle down, watch the wheels spin. maybe you'll get lucky!
27 ways to win, I think, according to my math but that's not important, you can't win! win! win! if you don't spin! spin! spin! on sunday! sunday! sunday!