Algodoo

ok my pun is
wot say the german man to hes frends?

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hallo freunde
enlish hello frends

Ok so A man is in top of a high building and it looks he is going to jump but another man come and say:"Don't jump the elevator has been fixed!!!"

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.It's impossible to put down.

If i was randomly vanished into thin air, I bet it would really "BLOW".

i am gonna atmeatitly gonna make you a pun (sorry if i spelled it wrong)

im reading a book how to be dumb,cuz im dumber

Why did the cow help the doctor?



Cuz this is a milky situation! (Ik makes no sense)

why do cats love me?

beacause im a kat

what has eyes but can't see?

a potato

Can i do a pokemon one? if so, have a good "eevee"ning. but if not then might as well turn the table and make it so the luna is up.

Hey look ar your face

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Oh Wait you cant

sorry :c

Globe spots candy besides a tree. He says "What you doing?", and candy replies that she noticed televison imitating herself. Globe Says that he also saw him Imitating himself. Then, Televison comes in and Says "y ar u so weird?" and globe replies "TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!".
Thats probly the best pun I could think of.