Algodoo

attention emergency attention emergency
the boing boings have breached the primary sock drawer and are currently chewing on your favorite fuzzy winter socks with absolute zero remorse.
press 1 right now to activate the ultimate mega hyper super laser these bouncy little bouncers look like harmless balls but they are secretly highly trained agents of pure chaos and destruction. if you don't vaporize them into air this exact second they will literally eat your entire house and then try to sell your car on the internet.
crank that laser up to 1000% power to completely evaporate those bad boys
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check behind the fridge and check inside your shoes because those sneaky little fiends are plotting a total world takeover one bounce at a time. do not let them escape or we will all be forced to wear mismatched wet socks for the rest of eternity. - nasa

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